In a village in Old Siam, sir
Lived a lady who's lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old U.K
She's waited 'round in Walthamstowe
She's scouted 'round in Scarborough
She's waited 'round in Walthamstowe
She's scouted 'round in Scarborough
In a village in old East Ham, sir
Met a feller that made her breathe
Took a rush to show this man, sir
Met his Dad at the weddery
In a letter from Old Siam, sir
Came a terrible tale of woe
She decided the only answer
Was to get up a pile of dough
She's waited 'round in Walthamstowe
She's scouted 'round in Scarborough
She's waited 'round in Walthamstowe
She's scouted 'round in Scarborough
When a relative told her man, sir
He directed her not to stay
In a village in Old Siam, sir
Lived a lady who lost her face
In a village in Old Siam, sir
Lived a lady who's lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old U.K
She's waited 'round in Walthamstowe
She's scouted 'round in Scarborough
She's waited 'round in Walthamstowe
Scouted 'round in Scarborough
In a village in Old Siam, sir
Lived a lady who's lost her way
In an effort to find a man, sir
She found herself in the old U.K