(Ooh Internet)
(Ooh Internet)
Oh this constant refresh, well they say it's the death of us, baby
But I like what you do and the way that you change on the daily
When I walk down the street, only strangers I meet
But I can shake loneliness in just a tweet
Internet
I don't want to lose you
(Ooh Internet)
Oh Internet
If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you
(Ooh Internet)
Oh Internet
Keep me on your feed
I synch to you pretty much constantly
(Ooh Internet)
(Ooh Internet)
Every now and then, I go and check on the mail
Cause when there are physical letters, consistency fails
Oh these bills everyday
Lest they be autopay
Are easy to ignore, anyway
Internet
I don't want to lose you
(Ooh Internet)
Oh Internet
You're the only love that's true
(Ooh Internet)
Oh Internet
I'd make out with your face
Later tonight, let's meet in cyberspace
Oh but I can't get by unless there's wifi
Is this a drug that I need
There is no other way
I am at home all day
So that my torrents can seed
You just don't get it
Cause you're not on Reddit
And if you want me to go out
Just make sure that there's
Internet
I don't want to lose you
(Ooh Internet)
Oh Internet
Boo boo be boo boo-boo
(Ooh Internet)
Oh Internet
I wrote you this song
And if you like it then you all can sing along