Dear Officer Norris is that really your name?
Why do all you police men all look just the same?
With your big heavy pistols and your bullets galore
I bet your feet are just as flat as the floor
You read us our rights but you read them too fast
Officer Norris would you please kiss my ass
Officer Norris, Officer Norris
Get down on your knees
Oh, ease out, we'll ease out, we shouldn't have tried
And the police they get you if you look strange at night
If you're wearing polyester double-knit you're alright
But we only had blue jeans; our eyes was red
Said they knew that we was awful; all the good folks was in bed
But what do they know? What do they know?
They don't know everything
No sheets on the bed, just a blanket of blue
If I was your mama I'd run out on you
Were you in Korea and Vietnam, too?
Or did you learn in college like the young police do?
You learned how to use handcuffs and time your own breaks
Gettin' free cups of coffee, free coffee cakes
From middle-aged women that's already married
Middle-aged womens that's already married
Officer Norris is that really your name?
Why do all you police men all look just the same?
With your big heavy pistols and your bullets galore
I bet your feet are just as flat as the floor
You read us our rights but you read them too fast
Officer Norris would you please kiss my ass
Officer Norris, Officer Norris
Get down on your knees