I know what you're thinking
What's Barney been drinking, that girl was smoking hot?
Yes I could have nailed her
But no it's not a failure cos there's one thing she is not
To score a 10 would be just fine
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refuuuuuuuse
Nothing suits me like a suit
Picture a world where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy in a jacket and tie
That puppy in a double breast
That 80's dude with mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who's kinda cuuuuute
Nothing suits 'em like a suit
(Suits) Wingman I can wear
(Suits) They're oh so debonair
(Suits) The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues
(Suits) In navy, blue or black,
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze
Oh really?
Then answer these questions if you please
What would you do if you had to chose
Between your suits and a pot of gold? (Suits)
What would you say if you gave your suits away
And in return you'd never grow old? (Suits)
What would you pick? One million chicks or a single three piece suit. (It's moot.)
What if world peace were within your reach?
Alalalala! I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. C'mon Lily. Get your head outta your ass.
Girls will go and girls will come but there's only one absolute.
Every Bro on the go needs to know
That there's no accepted substitute.
I'm sorry suits, let's make amends?
My Sunday best are my best friends.
Send Casual Friday down the laundry chute.
Cos nothing suits
The undisputed
Oft' saluted
Suitor of repute
Like a
Wait for it
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuit!