I was born a pistol
With a bullet in the barrel and another fistful
Step on up and you'll know right where I stand
Church girls used to whisper
"Lord, it's like the devil kissed her"
But Jesus loves me just the way I am
And there ain't no cure for crazy
I ain't sorry baby
Wheels fell off of my trailer
Daddy taught me how to cuss like a sailor
I'm an all night, longneck train wreck
Two queens short of a full deck
Good luck trying to save me
There ain't no cure, no cure for crazy, baby
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Now I ain't prim and proper
No country clubbin' champagne popper
Droppin' names, sippin Sonoma wine
I'll be barefoot on the bar
White lightning buzz from a mason jar
Chasing my whiskey with a damn good time
Well there ain't no cure for crazy
I ain't sorry baby
Wheels fell off of my trailer
Daddy taught me how to cuss like a sailor
I'm an all night, longneck train wreck
Two queens short of a full deck
Good luck trying to save me
There ain't no cure, no cure for crazy
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Now you can call the doctor to get me a pill
To me honey, that's just another thrill
I could try the act like you think I should
But it ain't gonna do no good
Cos there ain't no cure for crazy
I ain't sorry baby
Wheels fell off of my trailer
Daddy taught me how to cuss like a sailor
I'm an all night, longneck train wreck
Two queens short of a full deck
Good luck trying to save me
There ain't no cure, no cure for crazy
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