My girlfriend don't love me no more,
I'm trying my best but she wants more.
A#(pm) C(pm)
I decided to make her some food.
Well, I stood at the stove in the nude,
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I'm trying so hard to impress her,
But in the kitchen I'm making a mess-er.
My pasta's a huge disaster,
She's not in a hurry to eat my curry,
D(let ring)
I've got a new recipe,
Maybe if he uses it, she'll love me.
Oh postie please deliver,
My sandwich to Jamie Oliver.
That would be the best gift I could give her,
If my sultana sandwich made it on the Naked Chef.
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Alright! Rocking out to the kids man! This is the impro bit)
I can just see him now on his show,
In between washing his car and riding his moped.
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Well, what we've a got now is this new recipe posted in from Merrick, yeah Merrick, yeah.
It's a sultana sandwich, you know, it's a bit weird. Bit like me, cause I'm a bit weird.
Oh postie please deliver,
My sandwich to Jamie Oliver.
That would be the best gift I could give her,
D(let ring) F(lrt ring)
And we get Two Fat Ladies.