Well its a story that been told before
But this time theres a twist
I woke up to an empty room devoid of joy and bliss
I know I dont deserve no sympathy but I think its a sin
My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend
Like Thelma & Louise they took off in the dead of the night
A '91 suburban with a loaded .45
Well I called up the authority, where would I begin
My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend
She was the sweetest thing on earth, always so true
She loved me with a passion yeah my wife did too
I guess they figured out what was going on and had enough of it
My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend
Now I know what you gals are thinking
Yeah that bastard got what he deserved
And in the battles of the sexes the lines have surely gotten blurred
But I just want the both of them to come back home again
My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend
Well I even asked my lawyer he se said son it seems to be a trend
My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend