My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band
Writes love songs about her and from what I understand
He's the expert now at takin' off her clothes
He's got two songs on the radio, I wish I'd written those
My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band
My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band
I don't want to live in this world anymore
I don't want to live in this world anymore
(He doesn't want to live in this world anymore)
Where will I find true love?
(Where will he find true love?)
My ex-girlfriend naked on the sand
But I've been working on my keyboards (yeah, right), practising guitar
Takin' lots of bass lessons to expand my repertoire
And my new girlfriend, my new girlfriend
My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend