I don't believe this we've been friends for so long
It's so hard to see
That you did this to me
You came round asking just to mow the garden
You're a clever guy
'Cos you did it for free - It's funny
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
What if I, told you
I'm watching you
I've seen you two at the movies
And alone in my jacuzzi's
You're screwed
And I'm done with you
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Verse)
I came home and your car was in the front yard
I went to see, what the f * *k was going on - only
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
What if I, told you
I'm watching you
I've seen you two at the movies
And alone in my jacuzzi's
You're screwed
And I'm done with you
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Bridge)
You did it to Steven and Ethan
Joey and Nathan
Josie and David
Peter, John and Mike
Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister
Madison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison's
If so they don't already know
(Chorus)
What if I, told you
They all hate you
I don't care about the movies
Or you two in my jacuzzi's
You're screwed
And I'm done with you
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
Repeat chorus once