Land mass shifting beneath our feet
Houses, floating on down the street
Debris, wreck and ruin
Bobbing along like butter would not melt
Deluge never-ending
And the raindrops never cease to pelt
(Mudslide)
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down, deep inside, I hate you, mudslide
Mudslide
Neighbors, thus far, I have managed to avoid
Flounder, as they're drawn deep, down into the watery void
Gesticulating wildly, but it's awkward, so I wave, "ta-ta"
And the distant cries of anguish play havoc while I Cha-Cha
(Mudslide)
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down, deep inside, I hate you, mudslide
Mudslide
Somewhere, under the mud flow
Way down, low
There lies my dear, beloved gazebo
(Mudslide)
It's hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can't abide this deadly mudslide
Way down, deep inside, I hate you, mudslide
Mudslide
Do you know what this is?
It's a fucking mudslide
It's hard to see the upside in a mudslide
Oh, this deadly mudslide
Way down, deep inside, I hate you, mudslide
Mudslide