Lyrics of
Mucus

Tripod: Ba-da-da da da da-da da da da da-da da da, da-da da da dum.
Ba-da-da da da da-da da da da da-da da da, da-da da da.
Y & G: (do do do do, do-do-do-do-do)
Scod: Thanks guys for coming to the final festival show for the year 2000
Yon: Mucus, I love you 'cause of all of the useful things you do,
Gatesy: You are the fluid, when I'm disillusioned, you're who I go to.
Scod: There is no secretion that is as versatile as you,
Tripod: Mucus I love you, mucus I do.
Scod: Oh mucus, how do I give thanks to you 'cause,
There's no end to all the tasks that are done by mucus.
Yon: Disinfectant
Scod: Insulation
Gatesy: Mucus, you trap foreign bodies.
D(let ring)
You're a sealant, lubricant, and you're a glucose,
Venus flytraps, they secrete extra-sticky mucus.
Yon: Also
Gatesy: as a mode of
Scod: transportation
Gatesy: mucus, you're bacteria's best friend.
Y & S: Mucus, I love you 'cause of all of the useful things you do,
You are the fluid, when I'm disillusioned, you're who I go to.
Bm(let ring) Em(play from high to low(up stroke) and let ring)
Gatesy: And we were in the ocean, life had just begun.
Scod: Primeval ooze, just another word for youse, you are my ancestor,
Tripod: As well as what you do,
Mucus, I evolved from you!
Yon: Hey ladies Hey, hey ladies hey hey
Hey ladies, meet Gatesy! He's our very own burgundy-clad doctor of
luuurve, who also happens to specialise in the art of male erratic
Scod: Okay girls, I know you've been watching him all night, well now's your chance.
His name's Yonny, he's on loan to us from the X-Files people. But we've only
Tripod: Ba-da-da da da da-da da da da da-da da da, da-da da da dum.
Ba-da-da da da da-da da da da da-da da da, da-da da da.
Mucus, I love you.
Em A(stop)
You will get me through.
Ba-da-da-da-da-da!
In movies, such as those made by George Lucas,
When they need to simulate realistic mucus.
Special experts need to be there,
Mucus, you create employment!
Scod: (Yeah),
Tripod: Mucus, I love you, 'cause of all of the useful things you do,
Y & G: (You know you do it).
Tripod: There is no secretion that is anywhere as pleasing.
That's the reason,
Scod: (Yeah),
Gatesy: Mucus,
Tripod: I love you!