(verse 1)
Lost my job, came home mad got a hug and a kiss and that's too bad,
She said, I can go to work untill you find another job,
I thought, I like the sound of that, watch tv and take long naps,
go from a hard working dad, to being mister mom, well
(Chorus)
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher,
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
There's buble gum in the baby's hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy chair,
Been crazy all day long, and it's only Monday, Mister Mom,
(verse 2)
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher,
Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
There's buble gum in the baby's hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy chair,
Been crazy all day long, and it's only Monday, Mister Mom,
(bridge)
Before I fall into bed tonight, if the dog didn't eat the classified's,
I'm gonna look just one more time,
(ending)
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher,
Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time, breakfast six, naps at nine,
There's buble gum in the baby's hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy chair,
Been crazy all day long, oh been crazy all day long,
and it's only Monday, Mister Mom,
Balancin checkbooks, juggling bills, thought there was nothin to it,
Baby now I know how you feel, What I don't know is how you do it,
Honey you're my hero,