I step through the doors of the nightclub,
N.C.
I go to the bar and I order a drink,
N.C.
Youre sitting there and youre all alone,
N.C.
I grab a seat and make my move,
N.C.
Girl, did you just fart? (No, why?)
Cause you just blew me away,
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
Im droppin these lines all the time,
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
But Im trying to get up on that behind,
Just give me a kiss or be my miss,
Girl, itll be fine,
I know my names not Elmo,
But you can tickle me anytime,
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
Now, I dont understand just what I say,
N.C.
When I tell you that your pants are sprayed with Windex,
N.C.
Or when I say that Im a love pirate,
N.C.
Girl, hold my hand and be my blowfish,
N.C.
Girl, Im like a Rubix cube,
The more you play with me that harded I get,
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
Im droppin these lines all the time,
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
But Im trying to get up on that behind,
So, how bout a date? Or be my mate,
Girl, itll be fine,
I know Im not Fred Flintstone,
But I can make your bed rock anytime,
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up,
I can be your Jedi master,
If you let me stick my force in you,
Do I need a special library card to check out that ass?
And keep it overdue?
Women dont see or notice my charm,
N.C.
When I tell them Im like milk, Ill do their body good,
N.C.
But Im a really nice guy, I love to listen,
N.C.
But seriously, girl, if you were a President,
N.C.
I got the F, the C, & the K,
All I need now is U,
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
Im droppin these lines all the time,
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
But Im trying to get up on that behind,
So, how bout we bounce, back to my parents couch,
Girl, itll be fine,
Oh, hi, my first name is Pogo, and you can jump on my stick anytime,
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,