I know nothing? about this woman and everything I do is wrong
Sometimes it?s hard to fathom just what day she?s on
I find a pretty little mood ring at the local five and dime
It?s gonna solve all my problems for a dollar 99
If it turns black, I should turn back
If it turns red, she liked what I said
If it turns blue, I should leave her alone
If it turns green, she wants me I know
She wants me I know
I followed the instructions, I read them word for word
Whoa all the things she?s not saying
I?ll know as the colors are changing
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