I take her down
to the aquarium
she says "Shark"
I take her to
the planetarium
she says "Dark"
I take her to
the seaside
where she
likes to spin
and twirl
Now she says
"Sure" and
"Cool" and
"Yeah" She's
my Monosyllabic girl
I take her to the
university she says
"Huh" I take her
to our anniversary
she says "One"
I take her to
the jewelry store
I said "Diamonds"
she said "Pearl"
Oh everyone knows
I'm in love with a
Monosyllabic girl
You know everyone
knows I'm in love
with a Monosyllabic girl