Once upon a time there was an engineer,
who drove a locomotive both far and near,
Accompanied by a monkey who would sit on a stool,
watching everything the engineer would pull.
One day the engineer wanted a bite to eat,
He left the monkey sitting in the driver's seat,
The monkey pulled the throttle the locomotive jumped the gun,
and at 90 miles an hour down the main line run.
The big locomotive is right on time,
the big locomotive coming down the line,
The big locomotive number 99,
left the engineer with a worried mind.
{verse 2}
The big locomotive is right on time,
the big locomotive coming down the line,
The big locomotive number 99,
left the engineer with a worried mind.