Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed soooo hard
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Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go to change with the girls in the change room
But when they finally made her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there
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Both girl and boy were glad
One kid had it worse than that
'Cause then there was a boy whose
Parents made him come right home directly after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there