Lyrics of
Mister Richard Smoker

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verse 1
Mister Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker
Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa
Cigarettes and coffee breath, little boys on crystal meth
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat
verse 2
Mister Richard Smoker, you're a chicken choker
Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out
Pantyhose and aquanet, smokin' menthol cigarettes
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat
Interlude
Doodley baboo
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Guitar and piano solo
Slide guitar and fiddle solo
Trumpet and clarinet solo
You eat dark meat
Interlude
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verse 3
Mister Richard Smoker, you're an Ono Yoker
Cognac and black coffee with the boys
Dancin' your buster browns, whirlin' to that techno sound
Your hands are wet, your hair is slick
You smoke big dick
verse 4
Mister Richard Smoker, you're a velvet coker
Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten
Going out, dancin' in the city, Friday night, gotta look pretty
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat
Modulation outro
Doodley baboo
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