Stay hydrated from a double shot
Get my nourishment from a punch in the gut
Never really felt I had the best of luck
I got a big big mouth that just a won't shut up
Hop in the car turn the radio on
Out from the speakers a familiar song
Head down the road start to hum along
Made it all the way home and left the TV on
But I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane
And its gonna make my mama proud
I'm gonna get my dad to notice me
Even if I have to fly it into the ground
I know my days are numbered but I'm bad at math
I got a dick so hard that a cat couldn't scratch
Made some bad decisions, I shouldn't go back
I can't see her its just not like that
You see I had this lovely baby but I roughed her up
There's a little ounce of pain behind every grunt
All the noise that I make, I shouldn't complain
Regrets, tourettes, I guess its the same
But I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane
I'm gonna make my children proud
I'm gonna make them all respect me
Like when I first showed up in town
(Guitar Solo)
Plenty of money coming in cause I get child support
To a family who don't want me but don't leave me alone
It's a terrible way to live but it ain't my choice
I signed away all my earnings on a little invoice
I'd like to be the hero on the evening news
Smiling in the face of danger like theres nothing to loose
Taking out terrorists that self detonate
Telling kids to stay in school and always get good grades
And I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane
And I'm gonna make my country proud
I'm send this off to Nashville
And sell my soul to a whole new crowd