He was a bad boy and I was a good girl
He needed me to smooth out the edges
Well, he'd get his drink on and flirt with the ladies
After two years of his crap, I quit beggin'
I'm a magnet for the "fixer-upper man"
If I know it's fire, why do I let it burn my hand
Cupid works for the devil, be suspicious if he cries
You know sex is usually good, yeah but it ain't always right
Chocolate is a band-aid, no matter what they say
Shoes don't stretch, and men don't change
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