Do you make them crazy
Or do they start that way
On any given sunny day
Is it how you listen
Or your gift of gab
Do you have some feature
They just have to grab
Do their attentions make your features sag
Sag
Do you charm them silly
To make them track you down
Crave your willy-nilly
Consequence unbound
They leave love notes for you
When you're not at home
And they call you all hours
On the telephone
Maybe they are better off alone
Seems they form a pattern
That's been going on for years
Could they be the latest victims
Of your deepest fears
Do you make them a promise
That you cannot keep
Over-stimulate them
'Til they cannot sleep
Maybe you are getting off too cheap
Maybe you are getting off too cheap
Do you make them crazy
Or do they start that way
On any given sunny day
Is it how you listen
Or your gift of gab
Do you have some feature
They just have to grab
Do their attentions make your features sag
Sag
Sag