I'm gonna wrap myself in paper
Im gonna daub myself with glue
Stick some stamps on the top of my head
I'm gonna mail myself to you
verse 2
I'm gonna tie me up red string
I'm gonna tie blue ribbons too
I'm gonna climb up in my mailbox
I'm gonna mail myself to you
verse 3
When you find me in your mailbox
Cut the string and let me out
Wash the glue off of my fingers
Stick some bubble gum in my mouth
Chorus
I'm gonna wrap myself in paper
Im gonna daub myself with glue
Stick some stamps on the top of my head
I'm gonna mail myself to you
verse 4
Take me out of my wrapping paper
Wash the stamps all off my head
Pour me full of some ice cream soda
Tuck me into a nice warm bed
Chorus
I'm gonna wrap myself in paper
Im gonna daub myself with glue
Stick some stamps on the top of my head
I'm gonna mail myself to you