You say eether and I say eyether
You say neether and I say nyther
Eether, eyether, neether, nyther
Let's call the whole thing off
You like potato and I like potahto
You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potahto, potahto, tomahto, tomahto
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part
Then that might break my heart
So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas
For we know we need each other
So we better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off
You say laughter and I say lawfter
You say after and I say awfter
Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter
Let's call the whole thing off
You like Havana and I like Havahnah
You eat bananas and I eat banahnahs
Havana, Havahnah, Bananas, banahnahs.
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part,
Then that might break my heart
So, if you like oysters and I like ersters
I'll take oysters and give up ersters
For we know we need each other, so we
Better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off