Last night I told you I loved you
Woke up, blamed it on the vodka
I genuinely thought I was dying
And I could see that smile you were hiding
Last night I told you I need you
That's the last time I drink tequila
Super lemon and his sidekick salt kit
I start crying and verbally assaulting
Last night I asked you to marry me
That's when I remembered the brandy
I wake up and claim I didn't say it
Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Drinking too much and socially smoking
Wish I could stop and start to behave
And then wake up in the morning
And never miss a day again
Last night police had to frisk me
In the cells after Bell's fine whisky
I think I said too much like
Like "Do you like my bracelets? Oh wait, they're handcuffs"
Last night I said "I want your babies"
Forget the ice, it's not nice to drink Bailey's
I drink that much that I forget
Whatever embarrassing thing I say next
You said I got on one knee and there's no way
Unless I'd been drinking Oh wait, Rosé
Sailor Jerry's rum, I think I drunk too much
Showing randomers way too much love
Last night I called you a loser
I think that was after flaming sambuca
I shouted at you "Do me a favor"
And that's when I fell off the pavement
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Drinking too much and socially smoking
Wish I could stop and start to behave
And then wake up in the morning
And never miss a day again
Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth
Wake up in the morning and be in my own house
Do one last shot and know when to stop
No more photos on facebook of me doing the robot
Know when to leave and when to lock my front door
Stop waking up in trees and in a bed full of people
Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend
But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend I
Wish I could stop cause I'm not joking
I love drinking too much and socially smoking
Don't wanna stop or learn to behave, amen
And hey, I just missed another day again