Long ago, in days of old, there lived a knight who
wasn't quite as bold, as a knight should be.
He rode an old grey mare called Bess, searchin' for
a damsel in distress just to see if he, could set her free.
See the knight in rusty armour ride To her aid.
Trusty sword is hanging at his side With a rusty blade.
#2.
Up the tower steps he sneaked, but as he moved,
his rusty armour squeaked Such a mournful note
that all the sentries at their posts, thought it must
have been the castle ghost.
They jumped for their lives In the moat.
Chorus:#2.
So the knight in rusty armour won His fair maid.
Had no need to draw his trusty sword With a rusty blade.
#3.
As he bent to kiss his bride, he found that he was
rusted up inside in his battle dress.
And I can't guess
How they still got married and had twins.
They came in tins.
Every suit of armour ever made, has a kink,
chain mail pants with a missing link.
A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.