There was a guy from P.E.I. they used to call potato
He met this young Leemington Ontario tomato
But he had eyes for other girls and she was a little mushy
And so they said well let's get wed there's no sense being buzzy
Baked size french fries how they loved tomatos
So dress them up with Heinz ketchup
Ketchup loves potatos
Ketchup loves potatos
So he went down to Windsor town to buy a ring on Monday