EL HEFE Through word of mouth
Let it be known
The man who spends his life on a mission
He's legendary
MIKE Hey, hey hey, hey hey!
Travelling
From coast to coast
He's the contemporary
Johnny Appleseed
SPOKEN Man, who's talkin' shit about Johnny anyway?
He's making sure
His garden grows
He'll plant the seed
In every town he goes
Fertilizing
The countryside
You couldn't stop him with
Insecticide
Makin' sure that the garden grow (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
He water the yard with the yarden hose
And you know he be plantin' the seed (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Groomin' the backyard or whackin' a weed
SPOKEN Oh, yes. This Johnny character is exactly what we're looking for.
When digging holes
He be wearin' a glove
He go out to the shed
He grab a shovel and he shove
He plant the seed
Makin' sure it's sowed
He go into the shed
And he start hoein' with the hoe
MIKE Ho, ho, ho, ho!
Makin' sure that the garden grow (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
He water the yard with the yarden hose
Groomin' the backyard or whackin' a weed (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
The contemporary Johnny Appleseed