Lyrics of
Joanie, The Jehovah Witness Stripper

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she drives a new car
wears expensive blouses
She tells her mamma
She's cleaning houses
she goes out witnessing
doing the lords work all week
but on the weekends
she's making ends meat
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
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one night down at the club
her daddy walked in
he didn't recognize
his daughter dancing
she wore a blond wig
he had some glasses
when she got naked
he started clapping
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
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You ask her why she does it
she looks at it this way
she says im counting my blessings
every night when I get paid
she once lived in poverty
now everythings alright
the lord showed her how to make
a thousand dollars in a night
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper