Wally, please tell me where you think you're hoppin to
December here is too cold for a wallaroo
Wally, don't you know the cops are on your tail
to throw you in the municipal marcupial jail
Wally zigged and he zagged
hopped through the side streets
hopped through the mian streets
hopped into the river at last
The police tried to rescue him
He wallaroo paddled out too far, in the ice cold water
he nearly drowned until some fisherman
sooped him up in their fishin net
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Wally, you gave us quite the scare
We're just glad to see you're safe, so many people care
I nefer thought I'd sing a song about an Illinois Valley Walleroo
I didn't even know what one was until December two