It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her
That?s why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her
When Im liquored up I like her just fine
She wants to tell me where to go, tell me what to do
Tell me what to eat and how loud I can chew
She even wants to tell me what thoughts I ought to think
It used to drive me crazy till it drove me to drink
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Well you may look down your nose at me
Think I?m a sorry ole sun of a bee
The only way I?m givin up my drinkin glass
If I can find a way to get her off my ?back
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Put a little brown jug up to my lips
I?m saving our love with every sip
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