Missed my alarm clock ringin'
Woke up telephone screamin'
Boss man singin' his same old song
Rolled in late about an hour
No cup of coffee, no shower
Walk of shame with two different shoes on
Now its poor me, why me, oh me, boring
The same old worn out, blah, blah story
There's no good explanation for it at all
Ain't no ryhme or reason
No complicated meaning
Ain't no need to over think it
Let go, laughing
Life don't go, quite like you planned it
We try so hard to understand it
The irrefutable, indisputable fact is
{pause}
Psh It happens
My trusty-rusty had a flat
I borrowed my neighbor's cadillac
"I'll be right back" going down to Wally World
That yellow light turned red too quickly
Knew that truck the moment it hit me
Out stepped my ex and his new girl
(Sorry 'bout your neck baby)
So it's poor me, why me, oh me, boring
The same old worn out, blah, blah story
There's no good explanation for it at all
Ain't no ryhme or reason
No complicated meaning
Ain't no need to over think it
Let go, laughing
Life don't go, quite like you planned it
We try so hard to understand it
The irrefutable, indisputable fact is
{pause}
It happens
Chorus:(Bass & Drums only)
Ain't no ryhme or reason
No complicated meaning
Ain't no need to over think it
Let go, laughing
Life don't go, quite like you planned it
We try so hard to understand it
The irrefutable, indisputable fact is
Yeah, the irrefutable, indisputable, absolutable, totally beautiful fact is pshh
(Pause)
it happens
after the bridge as a pickup to the Chorus, but it's
in the Chorus is also optional.