Yon: Why do men have breasts,
And why don't they wear ties?
Aren't they related,
Tell me please.
Scod: The media and politicians,
Fill my head with lies.
Tripod: And I can't see the forest,
D(let ring)
Yon: I wish I was incisive,
Like that other guy I know.
An Adelaide comedian,
I went and saw his show.
Justin Hamilton,
That sexy little whore.
He always leaves his audience,
Wanting more.
Tripod: He leaves his audience leaves leaves oh
Tripod: I need someone I can trust,
Someone who's got it all sussed,
See him rising from the dust.
F(let ring)
Iraqi Information Minister?
(Play riff throughout fish finger solo)
Yon: Oh, I think we're back on Justin Hamilton now.
Tripod: I need someone I can trust
Yon: With his rough, dry skin
Yon: It's like bark
Yon: And his willowy arms
F(let ring)
C(let ring)
Won't you help me
Tripod: Iraqi Information Minister?