I'm, I'm good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache
I eat cheese
But only on pizza, please
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
And I love it when you say
My na-e-a-e-ame
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
Everything
But Remember that you asked for it
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier
To let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
Lives in my brain,
My heart well you asked for it
For your Perusing
At times Confusing
Slightly Amusing
Introducing Me
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do
La Da Da Da,
La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da
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I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use the word
Dude, as a noun,
Or an adverb, Or an adjective
And I, I Never really been into cars
I like really cool guitars
And Superheroes
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
I love the sound
Of violins
And makin' someone
Smi-e-i-e-ile
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
Everything
But Remember that you asked for it
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier
to let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
Lives in my brain,
My heart well you asked for it
For your Perusing
At times Confusing
Possibly Amusing
Introducing Me
Well you probably know more than you ever wanted too
So be careful when you ask next ti-e-i-e-ime
So...
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
Everything
But Remember that you asked for it
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier to
let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
Lives in my brain,
My heart well you asked for it
For your Perusing
At times Confusing
Hopefully Amusing
Introducing Me
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do
Introducing me...
