Instead of feelin' bad, be glad you've got somewhere to go
Instead of feelin' sad, be happy you're not all alone
Instead of tryin' to win something you never understood
Just play the game you know, eventually you'll love her good
It's silly to pretend that you have something you don't own
Instead of feelin' broke, buck up and get yourself in the black
She's waitin' for you by the phone
So be glad that she is all your own