I'd be really pleased to meet you if only I could remember your name
But I've got problems with my memory ever since I got a winner in the fame game
I'm a citizen of Legoland travellin' incommunicado
And I don't give a damn for the Fleet Street afficionados
But I don't want to be the back page interview
I don't want launderette anonymity
I want my handprints in the concrete on Sunset Boulevard, a dummy in Tussaud's you'll see
Incommunicado, incommunicado
Incommunicado, incommunicado
I'm a Marquee veteran, a multimedia bona fide celebrity
I've got an allergy to Perrier, daylight and responsibility
I'm a rootin'-tootin' cowboy, a Peter Pan with street credibility
Always taking the point with the dawn patrol fraternity
Sometimes it seems like I've been here before
When I hear opportunity kicking in my door
Call it synchronicity, call it déjà vu
I just put my faith in destiny, it's the way that I choose
But I don't want to be a tin can tied to the bumper of a wedding limousine
Or currently residing in the "Where Are They Now?" file, a toupee on the cabaret scene
I want to do adverts for American Express cards, talk shows on prime time TV
A villa in France, my own cocktail bar and that's where you're gonna find me
Incommunicado, incommunicado
Incommunicado, incommunicado
Sometimes it seems like I've been here before
When I hear opportunity kicking in my door
Call it synchronicity, call it déjà vu
I just put my faith in destiny, it's the way that I choose
Incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado, it's the only way
Incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado
Incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado
Incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado, incommunicado