So I hang out with my mom
A little more than I'm s'posed to
It's not like anything weird
Just don't have peeps that I'm close to
So we've got a couple minutes 'til she picks me up
So we could kiss a little or maybe just cup
My hands on your boobies or yours on my tool
If not whatevs, whatevs
N.C
My parents make me take pills
'Cause I can't feel things like they can
I have opinions on cheese
And eat it straight from the spray can
And I saw you in the bleachers and I have to admit
I thought you'd be the kind of girl to show me some tit
Or you booty or your hoo-hoo would especially rule
If not whatevs, whatevs
N.C
You know my daddy paid some highschool kids to be my friends but they won't take
Me out, me out
Me out, me out
And my mother bought a cat but all he does is sit around and say
"Meow, meow
Meow, meow"
And my brother was kicked by a horse and now he also only says
"Me ow, me ow
Me ow, me ow"
And that makes me special, like your boobies
So you oughta take 'em out, 'em out
Out of your shirt, your shirt
So have you done it before?
Is it true that it's hairy?
My best friend says you're a slut
Don't worry, he's imaginary.
So grab my dong and bump it or however this goes
I'm a little inexperienced, don't know if it shows
But you could help me fit in with the rest of our school
If not whatevs, whatevs
Okay I said it, I'm cool
You know, there's a lot of different things that make a kid the sorta kid he
Shouldn't be, n't be
Shouldn't be, n't be
Like his best friend's six foot tall and isn't real and I'll admit it that he's
A bee, a bee
Bzzz, a bee, a bee
And when I wanna touch a person they get scared and run away like I'm
Some bee, some bee
Just some bee, some bee
Oh why won't someone love me for the boy I am
And know I'll always be, ays be, ays be ays be, ays be,
Ays be ays be
But hen I saw in your eyes
You don't think I'm some cripple
So give me a chance
Or at least just a nipple
You could do it now or wait until the weekend
Or maybe instead, could you just be my friend?
'Cause I think you know the world can be kinda cruel
But you're not a slut and I'm not a fool, so
Whatevs, whatevs, whatevs
Whatevs, whatevs, whate-e-evs
Whatevs, whatevs, whatevs
We're cool
Through whatevs, whatevs, whatevs
What-evs
We are cool