Lyrics of
If Nose Was Running Money

You say that I don't love you. You say my love is untrue.
Well darlin' if I was a rich man I'd prove my love to you.
I'd buy you a diamond ring and a new fur coat or two.
If my nose was running money honey I'd blow it all on you.
 If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.
 I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too.
 I'd build you that mansion up on the mountaintop.
 If my nose was running money but honey it's snot.
If my nose was running money, Let me tell you what I'd do.
It's a booger of a problem that I got.
I wish my nose was running money but it's snot
I'd buy you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too.
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.