If I could talk just as fast as I think
I'd have you quick as a wink
Cause I think I'm a feller you ought to know better
And I'd like to buy you a drink
verse 2
And the thing we ought to be doin'
Is sittin' here pitchin' and a wooin'
Well I could say some things that would tickle you pink
If I could talk as fast as I think
verse 3
If you could do everything that you say
You might get the time of day
But so far buddy your lines are all muddy
And I wish you'd just go away
verse 4
I can handle insistence
But kindly please keep your distance
And as long as you're here you might as well stay
If you can do everything that you say
(Both)
Let's keep talkin' all night
We're a man and a woman, at least that's right
And these days you can't take a chance
At just anything walkin' in pants
Instrumental
Verse 5
(Guy)
If I could walk just as fast as I talk
I'd amble you out to the dock
And we'd watch all the fishes and make a few wishes
And mine might give you a shock
Verse 6
Cause the things you're apt to be hearin'
Are ever so sweet and endearin'
You'd have to guard your heart with a key and a lock
If I could walk as fast as I talk
Verse 7
If you could kiss just as good as you lie
Well I might just give you a try
But you're just braggin' and you're tongue is a waggin'
Like a silly flirt when he's high
Verse 8
I have trouble conceivin'
Of you and me up and leavin'
But as long as you're here you might as well buy
If you can kiss just as good as you lie
(Both)
Let's keep a talkin' all night
We're a man and a woman, at least that's right
And these days you can't take a chance
At just anything walkin' in pants
Instrumental
Verse 9
(Both)
If we could film everything that we see
We'd all be on the T.V.
It's a little bit foolish and sort of high schoolish
But everyone seems to agree
verse 10
Though there ain't much new to be sayin'
The game is still worth the playin'
We could laugh at ourselves and this whole comedy
If we could film everything that we see
Outro
But I'd still say things that would tickle you pink
If I could talk as fast as I think