Have you ever wondered what it would be like
To be exposed to the vacuum of space
The saliva boiling on your tongue
And your eyes poppin' out of your face
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And the air rushes out of your lungs
And your alveoli start to rupture and bleed
Well that's about ninety percent of how it felt
When you did what you did to me
So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement
Or eat a dozen tires
Or maybe only ever eat wet cat food
For the whole rest of my life
And no I don't think we'll get together again
And no I don't think we can still be friends
'Cuz there's so many things I'd rather do
Than spend another day with you
I'm getting this really strong vibe
That you never gave a damn about me
And that's why you think it's no big deal for
You to come around and see me but
That's not how I feel about you in fact
I think I never wanna see you at all
So maybe I'll inject gasoline in my eye
And hold a lighter to my eyeball
So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement
Or eat a dozen tires
Or put everything I love in a pile
And then set it all on fire
And no I don't think we'll get together again
And no I don't think we can still be friends
'Cuz there's so many things I'd rather do
Than spend another day with you
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Feed my hand to a guinea pig
Put a lightbulb up in my ass
Reenact that scene from Die Hard
Where Bruce walks around on the glass
Call up my mom and tell her she sucks
Or drink a gallon of my own pee
Pay a group of skinheads 25 bucks
To really beat the shit outta me
So I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement
Or eat a dozen tires
Or maybe only ever eat wet cat food
For the whole rest of my life
And no I don't think we'll get together again
And no I don't think we can still be friends
'Cuz there's so many things I'd rather do
Than spend another day with
Spend another minute with
Spend another second with you