NOW THE BIBLE TELLS THE STORY BOUT ADAMS RIB
HOW THE LORD MADE A WOMAN FOR COMPANIONSHIP
THE FIRST THING SHE DID WAS TAKE A BITE OF THAT FORBIDDEN FRUIT
I GUESS WE'LL BE PAYIN TILL THE END OF TIME
AT LEAST THATS HOW IT IS WITH THAT WOMAN OF MINE
OH LORD, I THINK I WANT MY RIB BACK
NOW THIS IS WRONG, BABY THAT AINT RIGHT
IM WORKIN TRYIN TO PLEASE THAT WOMAN DAY AND NIGHT
SHES NEVER SATISFIED ALTHOUGH I TRY TO DO THE BEST THAT I CAN
THIS HAS GOTTA CHANGE OR HONEY IM GONNA LEAVE
I WONT LET EVOLUTION MAKE A MONKEY OUTA ME
OH LORD, I THINK I WANT MY RIB BACK
THERES BEEN A HOLE IN MY WALLET AND A PAIN IN MY SIDE
EVER SINCE I MADE THAT GIRL MY BLUSHIN BRIDE
HER DADDY CALLS HER ANGEL AND HER MAMMA CALLS HER THREE TIMES A NIGHT
HER COUSINS ON MY SOFA, HER SISTERS GOT MY CAR
HER BROTHERS DRINK MY LIQUIR LIKE MY HOUSE WAS A BAR
OH LORD, I THINK I WANT MY RIB BACK
OH LORD, I THINK I WANT MY RIB BACK
(CHORUS)