My first customer was Megan she came in
For a hamburger with the lot, no meat
Hey that's a salad roll I said and we started going out
(lil riff)
My second customer was Susan she came in
For Diet Pepsi, morning tea, each day, I said
You don't need to be on a diet if you wanna come out
Tonight
(lil riff)
I'll bring Gringo, he's got a lot of money
And he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view
He'll buy us those beers with a bit of lemon on top And they don't taste too
bad I'm tellin you
(The f-c-dm-f progression's straight from Coming Up For Air, too. :D)
I make hamburgers, I get all the girls
And I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all the world
If they work I keep them, If they don't, I keep them too, and I
teach them all how to be
dirty girls, like you
(The solo's easier than it sounds)
I make hamburgers, I get all the girls
And I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all the world
If they work I keep them, If they don't, I keep them too, and I
teach them all how to be
dirty girls, like you