They're coming across the border by the thousands everyday
Looking for a better life in the good old U.S.A
Well, everybody's talking about the alians invading
While I'm saving every dime for a Mexican vacation
Me, I'm headed your way
Hasta luego, Jose
You say ?hola?, I?ll say ?hi?
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho ?cause it sure gets cold up here
Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer
Here?s the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Welcome to the good ol? U.S.A.
I'm headed your way, Jose
(Cuervo that is, lil? sunshine, some margaritas,
Up here we work our asses off just tryin? to get ahead
But you can't spend a dollar if you're worked yourself to death
From what I hear you way of life is an afternoon siesta
Then back to work for a little while for an all night long fiesta
Me, I'm headed your way
Well sounds to me like a pretty fair trade
You say ?hola?, I?ll say ?hi?
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho ?cause it sure gets cold up here
Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer
Here?s the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Welcome to the good ol? U.S.A.
I'm headed your way, Jose
(White sandy beaches, pesos and jalapenos,
You say ?hola?, I?ll say ?hi?
When I pass you at the border slap me a high five
You better pack a poncho ?cause it sure gets cold up here
Me, I'm headed south for hot women and cheap beer
Here?s the keys to my Chevrolet
You can have the house and the bills I pay
Me, I'm kickin' back in the Mexican shade
I'm headed your way, Jose