One girl was called Jean Marie
Another little girl was called Felicity
Another little girl was called Sally Joy
The other was me and I'm a boy
My name is Bill and I'm a head case
They practice making up on my face
Yeah, I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear
Spend evenings taking hair pins from my hair
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, but my Ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy if I say I am I get it
Put your frock on Jean Marie
Plait your hair Felicity
Paint your nails little Sally Joy
Put this wig on little boy
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, but my ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy if I say I am I get it
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I wanna play cricket on the green
Ride my bike across the stream
Cut myself and see my blood
I wanna come home all covered with mud
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, but my ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy