Lyrics of
I Just Had Sex

Sometimes (ohhhhh) Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)
You don't know how to express yourself so (And Lonely Island)
You just gotta sing
I just had sex and it felt so good
A woman let me put my p * * *s inside her
I just had sex and I'll never go back
To the not having sex ways of the past
Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great
A girl let me do it It literally just happened
Having sex could make a nice man out the meanest
Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best
When I had the sex, man my p * * *s felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done
Oh hey, didn't see you there, Guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
Well sure, Nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever. Now sing
I just had sex and it felt so good
A woman let me put my p * * *s inside her
anna tell the world
To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing. She could be my wife
That good? The best 30 seconds of my life
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind the soft, nice smelling girls better
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near a bar, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for letting us f * *k you
She kept looking at her watch
Doesn't matter, have sex
But I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter, have sex
I think she might have been a racist
Doesn't matter, have sex
She put a bag on my head
Still counts!
I just had sex and my dreams came true
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing
with me
I just had sex and it felt so good
A woman let me put my p * * *s inside her
I just had sex and I'll never go back
To the not having sex ways of the past
La la la la