Hey man, what's goin' down Come on in, let me pour you a round There's nothin' up in this ole town What's new with you Oh well, I'm doin' just fine Any better, I'd probably die Just lettin' off a little steam tonight Should I make it the usual Oh, yes sir, and make sure it's a strong one cause I come here to have fun Can you help a brother out tonight Oh, you bet, you came to the right place, Buddy, why the long face Is this old world not treatin' you right, she's leavin', I don't need another reason Hey man, sorry 'bout that