It's not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Smells-like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten
I'm not a gangster tonight
Do n't want to be a bad guy
I'm just a loner baby
And now you're gotten in my way
I can 't decide
Whether you s hould live or die
Oh, you'll pro bably go to heaven
Please don't hang y our head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It' s cold and hard and petrifie d
Lock the doors and close th e blinds
We're going for a rid e
It's a bitch convincing people to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled
I've got to hand it to you
You've played by all the same rules
It takes the truth to fool me
And now you've made me angry
I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It' s cold and hard an d petrified
Lock th e doors and close the bli nds
We're g oing for a ride
Oh I could throw you in the lake
Or fee d you poisoned birthday cake
I wont den y I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
Oh I could bury you alive
But you might crawl ou t with a knife
And kill me when I 'm sleeping
That's why
I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll prob ably go to heaven
Please don't hang y our head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's co ld and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close t he blinds
We're going for a r ide