It's not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Smells-like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten
I'm not a gangster tonight
Do n't want to be a bad guy
I'm just a loner baby
And now you're gotten in my way
I can't decide
Whether you s hould live or die
Oh, you'll pro bably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride
It's a bitch convincing people to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled
I've got to hand it to you
You've played by all the same rules
It takes the truth to fool me
And now you've made me angry
I can't decide¬
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It' s cold and hard and petrified
Lock th e doors and close the blinds
We're g oing for a ride
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Oh I could throw you in the lake
Or fee d you poisoned birthday cake
I wont den y I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
Oh I could bury you alive
But you might crawl ou t with a knife
And kill me when I'm sleeping
That's why
I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll prob ably go to heaven
Please don't hang y our head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's co ld and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride