She wants a ten carat diamond ring
And that's somethin' I ain't got
She's gonna have one sooner than not
A hundred thousand dollar baby blue car
That is also in her plan
She's a high maintenance woman
And I'm a low budget man
Chorus
She's a high maintenance woman
She's what you call a ten
It takes a lot to keep her tuned in
Oh that very high maintenance woman
Got me in the shape I'm in
She's a high maintenance woman
And I'm a low budget man
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Now the beauty salon where she goes
They do everything to everything
And all the hot spots in between
She blows about eight hundred there
And then a champagne shopping spree
She has very expensive tastes
But she's worth every penny
Chorus
She's a high maintenance woman
She's is what is known as a ten
It takes a whole lot to keep her tuned in
Oh this very high maintenance woman
Got me in the shape I'm in
She's a high maintenance woman
And I'm a low budget man
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She's a high maintenance woman
And I'm a low budget man
She's a high maintenance woman
But I'm gonna find some more money, honey
She's a high maintenance woman
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She's a high maintenance woman
And I'm a low budget man