I CAN STILL REMEMBER WHEN
GRANDPA DIED AND OUR SHIP CAME IN
DADDY SAID HE LEFT MOMMA AND HIM
MORE MONEY THAN WE?D EVER SEEN
AND JUST LIKE THAT
WE WERE THOUSANDAIRES
HAD A BRAND NEW BOAT
AND FRIGID AIR
AND ALL US KIDS IN OUR UNDERWEAR
WERE JUMPING ON A TRAMPOLINE
A BUNCH OF LOWLIFES
LIVING THE HIGH LIFE
MONEY BURNING A HOLE RIGHT
THROUGH THE POCKETS OF OUR HOLEY JEANS
GRANDPA?S WITH THE LORD NOW
BUT WE GOT A NEW FORD NOW
AND WE CAN WATCH THE BIG ORANGE NOW
ON A 57 INCH TV
THAT?S RIGHT
THE MONEYS GONE BY MID JULY
WE WENT BACK TO JUST GETTING BY
TIL MOMMA SLIPPED ON A PATCH OF ICE
OUTSIDE A CHICK FIL A
NOW WE KNEW THEY WAS A CHRISTIAN BUNCH
SO WE DIDN?T ASK FOR ALL THAT MUCH
SETTLED OUTTA COURT FOR 10 THOUSAND BUCKS
AND FREE CHICKEN TILL OUR DYING DAY
A BUNCH OF LOWLIFES
LIVING THE HIGH LIFE
MONEY BURNING A HOLE RIGHT
THROUGH THE POCKETS OF OUR HOLEY JEANS
MOMMA?S GOT A LIMP NOW
BUT WE ALL GET TO SWIM NOW
CAUSE WE GOT AN ABOVE GROUND
SITTIN OUT BY THE TRAMPOLINE
YEAH WE DO
WE ROCKED WE ROLLED
WE LIVED IT UP TILL
IT STARTED RUNNING THIN
WE BEGAN LOOKING FOR A WAY
TO SPEND THAT MONEY AGAIN
I HEARD A SONG A COUPLE MONTHS AGO
WAS CARRIE UNDERWOOD ON THE RADIO
REMINDED ME OF A POEM MY BROTHER WROTE
BACK IN SECOND GRADE
AND I KNOW SHE DIDN?T STEAL IT BUT
SO WHAT WE LAWYERED UP AND SUED HER BUTT
THESE DAYS WE FIGURED WE?D PRETTY MUCH
GET PAID TO GO AWAY
A BUNCH OF LOWLIFES
LIVING THE HIGH LIFE
MONEY BURNING A HOLE RIGHT
THROUGH THE POCKETS OF OUR HOLEY JEANS
THIS SONGS A NUMBER ONE NOW
GONNA GET A HOT TUB NOW
SIT IT NEXT TO THE ABOVE GROUND
WHICH IS NEXT TO THE TRAMPOLINE
IT?S GONNA RUN OUT SOMEDAY
AND THAT AIN?T GONNA BE A FUN DAY
BUT AS LONG AS IT AIN?T A SUNDAY
WE CAN GO TO CHICK FIL A AND EAT
ME I LOVE THEM WAFFLE FRIES
THAT CHICK FIL A?S GOT SOME GOOD WAFFLE FRIES
ID SAY THATS RIGHT
MAYBE I?LL GET A DIET COKE I DON?T KNOW
I WISH THEY HAD BEER IT WOULD BE PERFECT
I LIKE THE LITTLE TRAYS THAT THE FOOD COMES ON
I LIKE THE POLYNESIAN SAUCE