Ever since I played guitar I wanted to form a band
Feel like a big rockstar, travel 'round in a van (???)
I used to watch the bands hoping it was me
So I get out my bread and butter for Evan Dando and J Mascis
Lettuce and cheese for Thurston Moore and for Black Francis
And I make myself a Hero Sandwich
Yeah I make myself a Hero Sandwich
I'd play my tennis racket, sing into my broom